How Much Does the Happiness of Women (and Men) Cost

What does female happiness cost ??? It is not at all difficult to make a woman happy! You just have to be good: 1) Friend 2) Comrade 3) Lover 4) Brother 5) Father 6) Teacher 7) Educator 8) Master chef 9) Mechanic 10) Plumber 11) Interior designer 12) Modist 13) Electrician 14) Sexologist 15) Gynecologist 16) Psychologist 17) Psychiatrist 18) Therapist 19) Witty 20) Cute 21) Athletic 22) Gentle 23) Careful 24) Cavalier 25) Intelligent 26) With a rich imagination 27) Creative 28) Good 29) Strong 30) Understanding 31) Tolerant 32) Prudent 33) Ambitious 34) Gifted 35) Bold 36) Determined 37) Trustworthy 38) Clever 39) Passionate 40) but above all ... Solvent. At the same time, it should not be forgotten that it is mandatory: 1. Not to be jealous, but without giving the impression that you don't care about her. 2. To get along well with theirs, but in no case more than with herself, 3. To let her do her things, but also to express interest in where she goes and what she does ... It is especially important to: Don't forget the birthdays, the anniversary of being together, the wedding, the prom, the name days, her period, the date of your first kiss, the birthdays of her beloved aunt, brother and sister, her grandparents, the best her friend. Unfortunately, following these instructions does not completely guarantee that she will feel truly happy, because she may be overwhelmed by the feeling that she is unbearably obsessed with a suffocatingly perfect life, as a result of which she will throw herself on the neck of the first poor wretch who found! God said: Love them !!!! ... HE NEVER SAID "UNDERSTAND THEM". What does our male happiness cost ?! THERE IS NOTHING EASIER THAN ACHIEVING MALE HAPPINESS The husband only needs: 1) SEX 2) FOOD