ATM

 A new sign in a bank lounge reads: "Our bank installs new ATMs that allow our customers to withdraw money without getting out of their cars. Please customers using the new service to follow the procedures listed below. After several months of serious research, procedures have been developed for MEN and WOMEN. Please follow the appropriate steps according to your gender: " 

********************************* PROCEDURES FOR MEN:

 1. Stop at the ATM. 

2. Remove the window. 

3. Insert the card into the machine and enter the PIN.

 4. Enter the desired amount. 

5. Take the card, banknotes, and receipt.

 6. Raise the window 

7. Depart.

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 ********************************* PROCEDURES FOR WOMEN: / The funny thing is that most of these things are true! /

 1. Stop at the ATM.

 2. Pull back enough so that the car window is facing the machine.

 3. Apply the parking brake, remove the window. 

4. Find your bag and pour all its contents into the next seat to find the map.

 5. Tell the person you are talking to that you will call later and hang up. 

6. Try inserting the card into the machine. 

7. Open the door for easier access to the machine due to the long distance from the car.

 8. Insert the card. 

9. Insert the card correctly.

 10. Search your bag to find the notebook in which your PIN is written. 

11. Enter the PIN. 

12. Press cancel and enter the correct PIN. 

13. Enter the desired amount. 

14. Check your makeup in the rearview mirror.

 15. Take the money and the receipt. 

16. Re-shake your bag to find your wallet and put the money in it.

 17. Record the amount withdrawn in the register and place the receipt inside.

 18. Check makeup again. 

19. Drive forward 2 meters. 

20. Return to the machine.

 21. Take the card.

 22. Search the bag, find the card case and put it in place! 

23. Look at the dirty annoyed driver / man / who is waiting after you.

 24. Start the engine again and set off. 

25. Pick up the phone and continue your conversation.

 26. Drive 2-3 kilometers. 

27. Apply the parking brake.