What you would not want to hear during surgery:

 1. Takaaaaaa ... We won't touch this thing for now. As we open wider, it will become clear.

 2. Accept this sacrifice, O Great Demon of Darkness.

 3. Hey, hey, let go, let go! Bad Dog! 

4. Wait a minute, if it's bile, then what did I cut?

 5. Ah, no ... Where's my watch?

 6. And now how long will we wait until the electricity is turned on again? 

7. Do you know if anyone came to life after injecting 500 ml of this solution? 

8. Do you know how big a kidney is now? This one here will probably need two.

 9. Beware of the fact that my contact lenses fell off. 

10. So, colleagues, let us take this as a bitter lesson. 

11. Sterile - measuring ... isn't the cleaner always wiping the floor?

12. What? Wasn't he the one who wanted to change his gender? 

13. Well, he already has children. Right?

 14. Fire! Everyone evacuate!

 15. Idiots! Which of you tore the 47 pages of the guide?