What is marketing ?:)

The head of an advertising agency shared: "People often ask me what is understandable explanation of what marketing is. Perhaps the following analogies will them help clarify the concept. " 1. At a party you see a handsome young man. You go to him and tell him, "I I'm fantastic in bed. "This is direct marketing. 2. You are at a party with friends and see a handsome young man. One of yours friends goes to him, pointing at you, and says, "She 's fantastic in the bed. "This is an advertisement. 3. At a party you see a handsome young man. You go to him and you want to his phone number. The next day you call him and say, "Hello. Me I'm fantastic in bed. "It's telemarketing. 4. You are at a party and you see a handsome young man. You get better, you get better your outfit and proceed slowly to it. You pour him a glass of drink, serve him and with the remark "Can I?" smooth the folds on his tie, lightly touching his body with his body. Then carelessly you suggest, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." It is Public Relations. 5. You are at a party and you see a handsome young man. He is approaching you and says, "I heard you're fantastic in bed." This is recognition of the brand. 6. You are at a party and you see a handsome young man. You convince him to go home with your girlfriend. This is a sales representative 7. Your girlfriend can't satisfy him, so she calls you. This is technical support. 8. You are on your way to an organized party when you realize that in the houses you pass should have handsome young men. And so, you climb on the roof of one of them, you settle in its center and you scream with a full throat: "I'm fantastic in bed!"