What I want to be when I grow up big

 Essay by a first grader on "What I want to be when I grow up" I want to become a programmer when I grow up, because it's a great job and it's simple. That's why there are so many programmers now and they are constantly becoming more and more. Programmers are not required to go to school, they must learn to read a computer language in order to be able to talk to computers. I think programmers need to be brave so they don't get scared when things go wrong so no one understands. They need to speak English to know what to do. And they have to have good eyesight so they can see under people's clothes and not be afraid of secretaries because they have to work with them. I also like the salary that programmers receive. They get so much money that they can't spend it all. This is because everyone thinks that the work of programmers is difficult, only programmers know that it is simple. There's nothing I don't like, except that all the girls like the programmers and want to marry them, so women have to chase them so they don't get in the way. I hope I am not allergic to office dust because I am allergic to dogs. If I have an allergy to office dust, I will not be able to become a programmer and I will have to look for a real job.