The ten laws of family life :)

FIRST LAW THERE IS NO MAN WHO CAN SATISFY ALL THE WISHES OF HIS WIFE. First consequence: Every married woman had a better candidate for a husband. Second consequence: There is no husband who receives a large enough salary. SECOND LAW THERE IS NO WOMAN WHO CAN'T DO SOMETHING BETTER THAN HER HUSBAND. First consequence: Every woman has the most clumsy man as her husband. Corollary 2: Everything a man can achieve is due to his wife. THIRD LAW EVERY WOMAN RULES HER HUSBAND. First consequence: Every man agrees with his wife's opinion - it's only a matter of time. Corollary 2: A woman always has one more argument. FOURTH LAW THE WOMAN SUBJECTS REALLY ONLY TO FASHION. First consequence: The woman never has a suitable garment for any occasion. Corollary 2: A woman always needs another new garment. FIFTH LAW EVERYONE CHANGES OVER THE YEARS, BUT HABITS - NEVER. First consequence: If a woman gives up a leather coat - it's only temporary. Second consequence: If a woman stops asking her husband for something, it means that she secretly bought it herself. SIXTH LAW A WOMAN'S DISSATISFACTION IS RIGHT PROPORTIONAL TO HER EMANCIPANCE. Corollary 1: The more emancipated a woman is, the more flaws her husband has. Corollary 2: A woman's assessment of her husband's abilities is constantly declining. SEVENTH LAW THE WOMAN ACTS WISELY ONLY WHEN ALL OTHER OPPORTUNITIES ARE EXHAUSTED. First consequence: Every woman remembers her old shoes if she is in pain when she puts on the new ones. Corollary 2: A woman may not buy something she likes only if she has no money at the moment. EIGHTH LAW WHAT A WOMAN NEEDS IS ALWAYS DIFFERENT FROM WHAT HER HUSBAND THINKS. First consequence: In a woman's life, the man is a means to an end, not the end itself. Corollary 2: If the wife starts cooking on Sunday, it does not mean that the husband should not take the family to a restaurant. NINTH LAW A WOMAN IS MORE A MOTHER THAN A WIFE. First consequence: The woman treats her husband like a child. Corollary 2: The older the children, the more the woman focuses on raising her husband. TENTH LAW THE WOMAN STILL PREFERED LIFE WITH A TERRIBLE MAN, THAN THE TERRIBLE LIFE WITHOUT A MAN. The only consequence: Apart from her husband, the woman has no other friends.