The most idiotic crimes of the year in the United States

 The American newspaper The Washington Post compiled a rating of the most idiotic crimes of the year in the United States. It seems that human stupidity really knows no bounds. Here are some examples. A 38-year-old New Yorker wanted to steal gasoline from someone else's car and started drilling a tank with a drill. The spark ignited the fuel and four cars caught fire like torches. Good thing he got away alive. Jonathan Lefebvre of Florida stole 5 snakes from a serpentologist and hid them under his shirt to keep them warm. But whether he overheated them or something else, the reptiles bit him. The 20-year-old snake thief is now lying in a coma at a medical center. 18-year-old Peter Edison from New England decided to rob a local orphanage. He robbed him. But since he did not shine with the mind of his namesake, he painted on the wall of the restaurant. It was too easy to calculate and catch. He was in a stolen tank top with the name of the shelter. Forrest Kelly Bisonette of Colorado did not even get smart when he went 27 to rob a bank. He handed the cashier a terrible note asking for the money, only to write it on the back of his personal check. Patrick Darnell Hunt, 39, of North Carolina, called 911 to find the marijuana he had stolen. Marijuana could not be found, so Patrick himself was found by police fairly quickly. Jeffrey Mumani of Florida specializes in burglary. But somehow he didn't do well. The end of the string of failures was the attempt to rob a pharmacy. He entered the ventilation pipe, but in the best traditions of Winnie the Pooh, he got stuck inside. After 10 hours of "captivity", Jeffrey couldn't stand it and called for help. They pulled him out and now he lies wider on ... the pomegranates in the local prison. And 35-year-old Brian Pauline from Connecticut surpassed everyone. He was too lazy to go for a beer, so he started calling 911 - bring me a beer, and more ... Instead of a beer, the police team visited him and drove him to the place where the public order was disturbed ...