The laws of love according to Murphy

1. Always take the good ones. 2. If someone does not take it, there is a reason. (Correction of №1) 3. The prettier someone is, the farther he is. 4. Intelligence X beauty X accessibility = perseverance and fidelity. 5. Money does not buy love, but you can bargain. 6. The best things in the world are free life and the value of every lev from it. 7. The sweetest action has a not so kind counteraction. 8. If it looks too good to be true, it sure is. 9. The more beautiful the woman who loves you, the easier it will be to leave her without any serious feelings. 10. Nothing improves with age. 11. It doesn't matter how many times you do it, when you are offered to act, because nowhere and never is the same. 12. Sex has no calories. 13. Sex takes a little time, but it causes a lot of trouble. 14. Sex is treated with more sex. 15. Sex is 50% of what you have and 50% of what people think you have. 16. No sex with anyone from the same office. 17. Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches it will be or how long it will last. 18. A man in a house is better than two on the street. 19. If you catch them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow you. 20. Virginity is a treatable disease. 21. When a woman learns to understand her husband, she stops listening to him. 22. Never sleep with someone crazier than you. 23. Sex is dirty only if done right. 24. It always happens at the wrong time of the month. 25. The best way to hold a man is in your hands. 26. When it's dark, all women are beautiful. 27. Sow your wild seeds on Saturday night, and on Sunday pray for a bad harvest. 28. The younger (younger) the better. 29. The game of love is never canceled because of the darkness. 30. It was not the apple of the tree, but the two on earth that caused the trouble in the garden. 31. Sex is distinguished between shy and ugly. 32. Before you find your prince, you have to kiss a lot of frogs. 33. There may be better things than sex, there may be worse than it, but there is nothing like it. 34. Love is a hole in the heart. 35. Love is a subject of chemistry, and sex is a subject of physics. 36. Do it only with the best. 37. You can't have a baby after a month of nine wives. 38. Love is a triumph of imagination over intelligence. 39. Better to have loved someone before than no one ever. 40. Never sleep with a woman who has more problems than you. 41. Never argue with a tired or rested woman. 42. Abstain from wine, women and songs, especially songs. 43. The woman never forgets the man she could have, and the man-woman she could not have. 44. It does not matter how long the magic wand is, but more important is the magic in it. 45. It is better to be seen than to go unnoticed. 46. ​​Never say no. 47. A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her. 48. Beauty is superficial, ugliness goes all the way to the bone. 49. Love comes in streams. 50. The world does not rotate on an axis. 51. Sex is one of the nine causes of rebirth, the other eight do not matter. 52. Smile - it makes people wonder what you think. 53. Don't do it if you can't support it. 54. There is no difference between a dumb and a smart man when they are in love. 55. Love is a delusion through which we distinguish one woman from another. 56. "It won't hurt, I promise."