Something super fresh / husband and wife :)

Letter from the wife: "Dear husband, I am writing you this letter to tell you that I am leaving you forever. I was a good woman to you for seven years, but I have nothing to prove it to you. The last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called me to tell you you quit your job today, and that was the last straw. You came home last week and didn't notice that I had shaved my head and cut my nails, that I had cooked your favorite dish, and even that I was wearing a brand new robe. When he got home, he ate for two minutes and went straight to sleep after watching the match. You didn't tell me you loved me, you didn't touch me or anything. Either you cheat on me or you don't love me anymore, whatever, I'm leaving you. P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your brother and I are moving to another city together. I wish you a great life. Your ex-wife " Letter from husband: "Dear ex-wife, Nothing can make my day as great as the letter he sent me. It is true that we have been married for seven years, although a good woman is far from what you were. I watch sports programs too much to avoid your constant harassment. Unfortunately, this does not work. I noticed when he cut his hair last week, and the first thing that came to mind was: You look just like a man. My mother taught me not to say anything bad if I couldn't say anything good. When he cooked my favorite food, you must have mistaken me for my brother, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to bed as soon as you put on your new robe, because the price tag was still on it. It was a coincidence that my brother had borrowed $ 50 this morning, and the price of your robe was $ 49.99! Despite all this, I still love you and I thought it could happen between us. So when I found out I had won $ 10 million in the lottery, I quit my job and bought two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home, you were already gone. I guess everything has a reason. I hope you have the full life you have always wanted. My lawyer said you wouldn't get anything from me because of your letter. So the problem is yours! P.S. I don't know if I ever told you, but Carl, my brother, was born Carla! I hope this is not a problem for you. Signature, Rich as Croesus and FREE !!