POSSIBLE FAULTS IN THE USE OF BEER AND WAYS TO REMOVE THEM

Fault: The taste of beer is not felt, the feeling of pleasure is gone. The mug is transparent to light. Cause: The mug is empty. Remedy: Find someone to buy more beer. Fault: The taste of beer is not felt, the feeling of pleasure is gone. The shirt is wet from the collar down. Cause: The mouth is not open or the mug is being fed incorrectly to the mouth. Remedy: Regular training in front of the mirror is required. Fault: The feet are cold and wet. Cause: Incorrect position of the mug. Remedy: Place the mug so that the foam is directed towards the ceiling. Fault: The feet are warm and wet. Cause: Insufficient bladder control. Remedy: Stand around a dog with a leash. In a few minutes, ask his landlord for compensation. Fault: The floor is blurring. Cause: You are looking at the floor through the bottom of the empty mug. Remedy: Find someone to buy more beer. Fault: The floor is shaking. Cause: Unstable seating position without backrest. Remedy: Place a broom under the jacket with the handle down to create additional support. Fault: The floor is moving. Reason: They carry you. Remedy: If carrying is not to another brewery, call for help. As compensation for asking for beer. Fault: Fluorescent lamps on the wall. Cause: You fell on your back. Remedy: Ask someone to put you in a sitting position. Fault: Nothing is visible, you have a broken cigarette in your mouth. Cause: You fell on your stomach. Remedy: See above. Fault: It gets dark quickly around. Cause: The brewery is closing. Remedy: To be understood by the people around where the nearest working brewery is located. Fault: You wake up in a wet, cold and hard bed. Cause: You fell into a ditch. Remedy: Ask a passer-by for hours. If the brewery is open, go there. If not, continue sleeping.