Life equations

 Equation 1: Man = eating + sleeping + work + entertainment Donkey = eating + sleeping therefore: Man = donkey + work + fun therefore: Man - fun = donkey + work or in other words: A person who does not have fun is a donkey who works * * * Equation 2: Man = eating + sleeping + making money Donkey = eating + sleeping therefore: Man = donkey + making money therefore: Man - making money = donkey or in other words: A man who doesn't make money = a donkey * * * Equation 3: Woman = eating + sleeping + spending money Donkey = eating + sleeping therefore: Woman = donkey + spending money therefore: Woman - spending money = donkey or in other words: A woman who doesn't spend money = a donkey * * * SUMMARY: from equations 2 and 3: A man who doesn't make money = a woman who doesn't spend money The man earns money to prevent the woman from becoming a donkey (postulate 1) The woman spends money to prevent the man from becoming a donkey (postulate 2) takoaa ... Man + woman = donkey + making money + donkey + spending money therefore, from postulates 1 and 2 we can conclude that: Man + Woman = 2 donkeys who live happily together!