Letter to mom

A mother enters her daughter's room and notices a letter on the bed. With trembling hands he opens the envelope: " Dear Mom! Don't worry, I left with my new friend. I finally found the man of my dreams! There are earrings all over the body and a lip ring, as well as a huge motorcycle! But dear mom, that's not all ... I'm pregnant and Ahmed said we would be very happy in his old van in the woods. He wants a lot of children and I dream of the same. I finally realized that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone, so we'll make a small plantation in the woods for ourselves and Ahmed's friends. They promised to supply us with cocaine and ecstasy. I ask scientists to find a cure for AIDS faster, because Ahmed is getting worse with each passing day, he deserves a better fate! Don't worry dear mom, I'm already 15 and I can take care of myself. I will somehow try to come to you naked to show you my grandson! Your daughter Annie P.S. Dear mom, it was a joke! I am visiting the neighbor. I just wanted to remind you that there are much worse things than the letter from the school principal and the expulsion order that you will find in the top drawer of the table. With love, Annie. "