HE AND SHE UNDER THE SOUL

HOW A MAN BATHS 1. Take off your clothes while sitting on the bed in the bedroom and leave them in a pile on the floor. 2. He goes naked to the bathroom. If he meets his wife on the way, he waves his sausage just to hear from her: "Them, it was significant ...!" 3. He looks at his masculine physique in the mirror, swallows his belly to see if the fins will protrude. He admires the size of the sausage in front of the mirror while scratching the back. 4. Get in the shower. 5. Do not look for balms and masks. He just doesn't use them. 6. Wash your face. 7. Wash your armpits. 8. Cut in your hand and wash it under the jet. 9. Frogs powerfully to enjoy the acoustics in the bathroom. 10. He spends most of his time washing the proof of his manhood thoroughly. 11. Wash your buttocks, leaving curly hair on the soap. 12. Soap your hair. Does not use conditioner. 13. Make a punk hairstyle with soapy hair. 14. He grins in front of the result mirror. 15. Satisfied pees in the shower. 16. He rinses and goes out, not paying attention to the fact that he gets wet everywhere he goes. 17. Look in the mirror, pump your biceps, enjoy the size of a sausage again. 18. Leaves the bathroom wet and the lamp on. 19. He goes to the bedroom with a towel around his thighs. If he meets his wife, he unties the towel and waves it to hear again: "Them, it was significant ...!" 20. Leaves the wet towel on the bed. ... AND HOW THE WOMAN 1. Take off the clothes and distribute them in a basket for white and colored laundry. 2. Goes to the bathroom wearing a long robe. If she meets her husband on the road, she shyly covers the exposed parts of her body. 3. She looks in the mirror and notes that she is overweight. 4. Get in the shower. He uses a face mask, body mask, smears his hands and heels with emollient balm because they are cracked. 5. First wash your hair with shampoo, then apply a mask containing 43 vitamins. 6. Rinse your hair several times to make sure it is clean. 7. Rub an ampoule of natural jojoba oil into the roots of your hair. Wait 15 minutes. 8. Rub the skin of your face with bran from finely crushed peach pits. The mask lasts 10 minutes. 9. Put body balm. 10. She washes the jojoba from her hair, again several times, to make sure nothing is left of it. 11. Shave your armpits and legs (if you have a mustache and beard - and them). He wondered if he could fix his triangle, but decided that a kolamaska ​​was better. 12. She screams like a slaughtered animal when her husband flushes the toilet and the cold water drops sharply. 13. The soul stops. 14. Gently wipe the shower with a special detergent. 15. Thoroughly dry the bathroom tile by tile. Wipe with a small-sized cloth. 16. Check once again that there is no hair or pimple left on the body. 17. She walks to the bedroom, dressed in a long robe and a towel tied over her wet hair. He thinks he looks like Nefertiti. 18. If she meets her husband, she covers the exposed parts of her body.