1 If you cry for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you will produce enough sound energy to heat a cup of coffee. (As if it's not worth it.)
2. If you fart for 6 years and 9 months, it is enough to get the energy of an atomic bomb. (Well that's better now!)
3. The human heart gives enough pressure when it pumps to raise blood to 30 feet. (Oh my God!!!)
4. Orgasm in pigs lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
5. A cockroach can live 9 days without a head before dying of starvation. (Creepy) (I haven't given up on the pig yet). Hitting the head against the wall burns 150 calories per hour. (Don't do this at home ..... but maybe at work ...)
6. The male mantis cannot mate while its head is on its body. The female begins sex by pulling out the male's head. ("Honey, I'm home. What the ...?!")
7. A flea can jump 350 times the length of its body. It's like jumping over a football field. (30 minutes ... lucky pig ... can you imagine ???)
8. The sea cat has more than 27,000 taste buds. (What's so great delicious on the ocean floor ??)
9. Some lions do it more than 50 times a day. (I still prefer the pig for my next life ... quality over quantity!)
10. Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I've always wanted to know.)
11. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmmmmm ........)
12. Right-wingers live, on average, nine years longer than left-wingers. (If you are the same good with both, do you have to halve the difference?)
13. Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be good ...)
14. The cat's urine glows in black light. (I wonder who paid to find out?)
15. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know such people.)
16. Starfish have no brains. (And I know people like that.)
17. Polar bears are left-handed. (If they change, they will live much longer.)
18. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (A s pig what is going on ???)
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