Feminine fidelity or cruel reality

A woman placed a box under the family bed after her wedding and took a promise from her husband that he would never and under no circumstances .... open the box and see what was there. During 40 years of living together, the man strictly kept his promise, but once he couldn't stand it, he opened the box and was surprised to see three empty bottles of beer and 12035 euros in coins and small banknotes. In the evening, inviting his wife to a posh restaurant, he asked her: "I kept my promise for 40 years, but now I've opened your box." Please explain to me what all this means? "Every time I cheated on you, I drank a bottle of beer and put the empty bottle in the box." the woman replied. The man paused in astonishment and thought, "I've been on a business trip all these years, and these three betrayals aren't so scary, I think I can forgive her." But suddenly you remembered the money that was also in the box ... - What is this money and where is it from? he asked his wife. - You see, every time the box was full I gave the empty bottles and I put the money there too! This story should be told to intelligent women. To men - only if you are sure that they can endure the harsh reality. And here are some thoughts that arise in the mind of the man about this story. The story was undoubtedly written by a woman due to a lack of logic: 1) To raise this amount of money (at a price of 15 cents per bottle), a woman must cheat on her husband for 40 years 5.5 times a day. 2) In this case, she has to sleep with 80,000 men. 3) Drinking 5.5 beers a day would make her a disgusting alcoholic. 4) There is not a single city on earth where 80,000 men of the appropriate age live who would like to sleep with a disgusting alcoholic. 5) There can be no banknotes in the box but only coins. To receive 5 euros for the glassware, you have to hand over 33.3 bottles. So many bottles can't fit in a small box, only in a TV-sized box. But he can't get under the bed. 6) There would actually be 6 bottles for which he would receive 0.90 cents (one 50-cent coin and two 20-cent coins.), Then 12,035 euros consist of about 4,457 50-cent coins and twice as much as 20 cents. A 50-cent coin weighs 7.8 grams and a 20-cent coin weighs 5.74 grams. All coins together weigh about 86 kg. I really want to see a woman swollen with drunkenness holding an 86 kg box under her bed! 7) If you pay attention to the volume of the coins, they will be equal to, for example, 12 cubic decimeters, which corresponds to 12 liters of milk. But a 12-liter bottle can't fit in a "small box" that holds three empty beer bottles! 8) And because the euro has been in circulation recently, this story has happened in recent years. 9) There are 24 hours a day, 12 of which the husband is at home. So to speak, the lovers have 12 hours left. From them we have to subtract the time for handing over the bottles ...- 36 times for 5 minutes. Per minute for drinking beer - 3.6 hours. There are 2.4 hours left for 220 men. At the same time, we do not take into account that with so much beer he will often go to the toilet. The woman's bladder collects 500 cubic centimeters. With 220 bottles of beer, this makes 145 trips to the toilet, etc. 10) Finally, women do not drink beer