Exam after 1st grade

The first grade teacher, Miss Nilham, 28, had problems with one of her students. She asked: "What's up, my boy?" "I'm too smart for first grade." My sister is in third grade, and I'm smarter than her! I think I should also study in third. The student replied. That was too much for Miss Nilham, and she took the boy to the headmaster. While he waited in the waiting room, she explained the situation to the director. A solution was found - the principal would test the boy and if he could not answer any of the questions, he would have to return to first grade and behave well. Miss Nilham agreed. The boy was introduced to the director's office, the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. The director: "What is 3 x 3?" The boy: "9". Director: "How much is 6 x 6?" The boy: "36". And so it was with every question that, according to the principal, a third-grader should know the answer to. The headmaster then turned to Miss Nilham and said: - I think the boy can go to third grade. However, Miss Nilum said there were more questions. The boy and the director nodded in agreement, and she began. - What is the cow 4 pieces, and I only 2? "Legs," the boy replied after a short pause. "What's in your pants that isn't in mine?" "Pockets," was the answer. - It starts with K and ends with C, hairy, oblong, tasty, with whitish liquid inside? - Coconut. - Hard and pink when it comes in and soft and sticky when it comes out? The director turned slightly pale, tightened, his eyes gleamed and he could barely contain himself from anticipating the answer ... - Chewing gum. - What does the man do upright, the woman sitting and the dog on three paws? Now the principal's eyes were glazed, but before he could say anything, the student was ahead of him. He offers his hand - Now I will ask questions like: "Who am I?", Okay? - AHA. "You put your stake in me." You tie me up to lift me up. Wet before you? - Tent. "A finger enters me." You rub me and spin when you're bored. The best man gets me first? The director is very worried, tense and is forced to swallow a large portion of cognac. - Wedding ring. - I can be of different sizes. When I'm not feeling well, I drip. When you blow me out, I'm fine. - Nose. - I have a solid body. My tip pierces. I tremble in motion. - Arrow. - Which word starts with "F" and ends with "K" and means a lot of heat and excitement? - Firetruck. - Which word starts with "F" and ends with "K" and if this thing doesn't exist, are you forced to work with your hands? - Fork. - All men have it, some have it longer than others. The husband gives it to his wife after the wedding? - Last name. - Which male organ has no bones, only muscles and veins. He pulsates and is responsible for making love? - Heart. The principal sighed with relief and told the teacher: "Send him to Cambridge!" I answered the last 10 questions incorrectly !! "