The five stages of getting drunk

 Stage # 1: You feel SMART And suddenly you become an expert on every topic in the known universe. You know that you know everything and you want to share your knowledge with everyone who will listen to you. At this stage you are always right and, of course, the person you are talking to is always wrong. An argument is really interesting when both participants are SMART. Stage # 2: ATTRACTIVE You realize that you are the most attractive person in the whole bar and everyone is fascinated by you. You can approach a complete stranger, convinced that he falls for you and really wants to talk. Remember that you are still SMART and that is why you can speak on any topic under the sun. Stage # 3: RICH Who is the RICHEST in the restaurant? You! You order drinks for everyone present because you have a bottomless wallet. You can make bets, and since you are still SMART, you will obviously win. And it doesn't matter how much you bet, because you are RICH. And, yes, you will treat various good people not for anything else, but because you are the MOST ATTRACTIVE person in the world. Stage # 4: INVULNABLE You are now ready to fight with anyone and everything, especially with those with whom you have bet and argued. This is because you are INVULNABLE. You are ready to go to the partners of the people you like and challenge them to an intellectual or physical duel. And all-around. You are not afraid that you will lose the battle, because besides being INVIOLABLE, you are also SMART, but also RICHER AND ATTRACTIVE than them, yes-yes. Stage # 5: INVISIBLE The last stage of getting drunk. You can now do whatever you want because you are INVISIBLE. You dance at the table to impress only the people you like because others don't see you. You are also invisible to people who want to beat you. You can walk in the middle of the street and sing with your whole throat, because no one notices and hears you, and you are SMART and you remember all the words of the song.