"Never take a man in tight socks for a lover," the bank clerk explained passionately to her colleague at lunchtime. "She's going to have a wife and she's wondering how to baptize or be someone whose mother still takes care of him." And those who have no one and are tidy everywhere, get into bed for absolutely nothing! - Yesterday, after work, I was completely exhausted. I couldn't stand it and went to the Arabs for a greasy doner. For two days I ate only carrots and when I looked behind me in the toilet I decided that if I had to I would die fat and lonely, but I wouldn't drive her like that anymore! So I go to the Arabs and in front of me in the queue a dizzy person collects his change and coins directly through his leg on the floor. His pocket is torn. It caught my eye immediately! I ask him why he didn't sew his pocket, and he tells me that he would heal himself if he treated him well. I barked a specimen, I call myself, I thought they were gone, but it's obviously from a lot of work. - I winked at the Arab to put more mayonnaise on the doner and I force myself to eat at last. I ate twice and watched him dizzy standing opposite and staring at me. I asked him why he looked at me like that, and he replied that according to how women eat, he understood how passionate they were. And for me, what are his conclusions, I asked, and he told me that I am exceptional and deserve much more. He took my hand and said he would take me to dinner. - We sat in a bistro, he ordered white wine, fish bites, green hall and all sorts of nonsense. I don't remember what he was telling me, but I know I hadn't laughed like that in a long time! We finish another bottle and he says we will make a bomb. What is a bomb, I ask him, and he tells me to get up and walk slowly and effortlessly to the exit. I tell him that I work in a responsible job in a bank and I don't do such things, and he explains to me not to worry and that the waiters are like dogs and react only to sudden movements and if you don't run they won't chase you. I don't know with what intelligence, I left slowly and effortlessly, but for a few steps. Then the fur coat grabbed me and I ran to the exit. He jumped after me, the waitress shouted, and I was stunned. I was drunk and I don't know how I ran on those heels, but he was dizzy and banging on the walls, so it wasn't just me. "So we ran away, but somewhere in my race I broke my heel." I could barely walk and he said he would carry me. By the time he realized, he had picked me up and carried me. He carried me exactly ten meters and not only did he drop me, but he also fell on me. I told him that I could go on my own and we had almost held hands, she decided to give me a rose. Where he saw this bush and when he managed to jump into it, I did not understand, only where he stumbled, fell and became entangled in the bush. Rita cursed and barely escaped, but brought me a white wrist that she insisted was a rose. Because I was an exceptional woman, she told me. "We got to us, and instead of explaining about sending, he caught me and kissed me!" But not like the others who approach for a kiss, closing their eyes with that dull expression where you wonder to laugh at them or slapping them, but do it quite calmly. We went upstairs, I took off my shoes, he unbuttoned his pants, but we didn't stop kissing. And what happened to him as he slipped out of his pants, tripped on his trouser leg and hit his head on the edge of the bed. He immediately stood up, said he was fine, and after a second turned white, shook, and collapsed as if dead. There was a rush of blood, I was stunned, I began to caress him, I slapped him to make him conscious, and indeed he opened his eyes in a minute. I was so happy, I started to hug him, kiss him, he completely recovered and when it started… "Well, I haven't been with another one!" We changed all the poses and there is no fatigue! Only once did he stop, swallow very carefully, and ask where the toilet was. He left for a while, but returned quickly and said that everything was fine. The shaking made him a little sick, but everything was under control. And it went on again… It's completely different. It's not like scratching your fingers or having to change batteries in the middle of work. I'm tired and he's not. I look at him, however, that he doesn't have much left and I tell him not to stop, that I will rip out his eyes, and I'm scared, because I don't think we brought her to a condom in the vanity. And he is calm. I've caught him, so I'm watching him, and he's distracted and looks away. A second after I was ready, he jumped like a beheaded man, climbed on a chair, and emptied himself into my aquarium. The idiot sits, completely naked and shows me how beautiful his semen was in water. What structures did it make, how did it look like DNA, please. And my dumb fish, do they peck peck… - I get up in the morning to get ready for work, make coffee and wake him up, and he explains to me that he did not drink coffee and goes around looking for his pants. Boxers, I don't know what color you are, you loved them very much. I have no idea where his dumb boxers are, I just remember that at one time he wore my red panties on his head and shouted that he was Budyonny, but I have no other memory. The most n
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