Important laws

 

1. Slaus's law: If you do something too well, you will not be able to get rid of it. 2. Franco's law on the workplace: If you like what you do, you're probably doing it wrong. 3. Larson's bureaucratic principle: If you do the impossible, your boss will simply include it in your ongoing responsibilities. 4. The first trap of the genius: No boss will tolerate an employee who is always right. 5. Perkin's law: The pat on the back is only a few inches from the kick in the ass. 6. Raffle's Law on Business: The less work employees have, the slower they do it. 7. Lempner's Employment Law: If you leave work later, no one will notice. If you leave early, you will definitely meet your boss in the parking lot. 8. Office maxim: The phone never rings when you have nothing to do. 9. Otto's law: You always do something side-by-side when the boss stops by your desk. 10. Clyde's law: If you have to do something and put it off long enough, chances are someone else will do it for you. 11. Harry's rule: When you don't know what to do, give yourself a worried look and go fast.