Glossary of women's indirect terms

"Okay" The woman uses this word at the end of any argument when she believes she is right, but wants to shut him up. A man should never use "OK" to describe her appearance. This can lead to a dispute in which she says "OK"! "Five minutes" That's about half an hour. It is the equivalent of the five minutes that the man claims to remain until the end of the match, after which he will dispose of the garbage. “Nothing.” This means “something.” “Nothing” is usually used to describe the feeling a woman feels when she wants to strangle a man. "Nothing" often marks the beginning of a dispute that will last "five minutes" and end with "OK." "Go" (with raised eyebrows). A challenge that will upset a woman for "nothing", and will end in the word "good". "Come on" (without raised eyebrows). This means "I give up" or "do what you want, I don't care". You usually get "Go" with raised eyebrows, a few minutes later followed by "nothing" and "OK"; She will talk to you in "five minutes" when she cools down ... "Strong sigh" This means he thinks you're an idiot and wonders why he's wasting his time standing and arguing with you about "nothing." "Oh" As the beginning of the sentence, "Oh," usually means you've been caught lying. For example, "Oh, I already learned from your brother what you did last night" and "Oh, I'm probably expected to believe that, right?" She'll tell you it's "okay" as she throws your clothes out the window, but don't try to lie anymore to freak out, or you'll get an "Go!" (Eyebrows raised). "It's all right" This means that she wants to think long and hard before going back to what you did. "Everything is fine" is often used in combination with "Okay" and "Come on" (with raised eyebrows) At some point in the near future, after she has refined her plan and plans, you will have big trouble ... "Yes, please" This is not a statement, but a suggestion to speak. The woman gives you the opportunity to say the reason or apology for what you did. If you don't tell her the truth, you will finally get a "Everything is fine" ... "Really?" It does not question the validity of your words, but simply hints that it does not believe what is being said. You offer to explain to her and you get "Yes, please". The more you apologize, the stronger and more sarcastic her "Really?" Becomes, reinforced with a lot of "Oh," "raised eyebrows," and finally a "deep sigh." "Thank you very much," she says this when she's really sour. It means that you have offended her in a very rude way and it will be followed by a "deep sigh". Don't ask what's wrong after the "deep sigh", as it will answer "Nothing". The next time he will agree to intimate contact with you will be "someday".