Correspondence

 Good afternoon, Igor. I have to tell you that you are a bastard and selfish. How could you?! Where did you get stuck yesterday ?! Sincerely, Julia. P.S. Buy bread: one white and one black. Dear Julia! Aren't you crazy? Yesterday I was with boys, we drank beer. With best wishes, Igor. P.S. I wont be able to. Good afternoon, Igor. Igor, you are an idiot. Nina from accounting has seen you. You are nothing, I don't love you anymore. Sincerely, Julia. P.S. Why can't you? Dear Julia! Sorry, kitten, but your Nina is blind as a bat. I was with the boys, I swear on my snowboard. And I will not repeat myself. Best wishes, Igor. P.S. And why should I do everything? Good afternoon, Igor. Yes, Nina is a bit short-sighted, but not so short that she doesn't see that your 'boys' have a bust D and wear Pollini boots for $ 900. And I never received a present for my birthday. Lied to me. Sincerely, Julia. P.S. Collect your partakeshi and get out of us. Dear Julia! Honey, why are you on fire like that? Nincheto got a little confused. First, Svetla's bust is size C, not D. Second, she's ugly and she's my secretary. Third, where do I get these Pollini from? Best wishes, Igor. P.S. I will buy bread and cake. I love you! Good afternoon, Igor. Central Department Store, boutique # 2 on the third floor. Tell your secretary that next time I'll pour the cocktail into her cleavage. On all its C size! Sincerely, Julia. P.S. And get candy!