Car oil change

Women: 1. Goes to the nearest service station. 2. Drink a cup of coffee. 3. After 15 minutes he gets in the car and leaves. COSTS: 20.00 - oil change. 1.00 - a cup of coffee. TOTAL: 21.00 

Men: 1. Goes to the store, buys the oil, oil filter, watering can, hand cleaner, salon fragrance and beer case. 2. He goes home and finds that the oil still needs to be drained before the new one can be poured. 3. He gets upset and opens a beer. 4. Open a second beer and look for the butter cap. 5. Find the cap. 6. Finish your beer and look for the cap again. 7. He opens a third beer and drinks it. 8. He closes the oil cap and opens a fourth beer. 9. Look for the watering can you just bought. 10. He finishes his fifth beer and finds the watering can under the children's bike in the garage. 11. He is surprised. 12. Thoughts. 13. He drinks his sixth beer. 14. Look for a 10x12 key. 15. Finish the seventh beer. 16. Finds the key under the watering can. 17. He is surprised. 18. Beer. 19. Unscrew the oil cap. 20. He wonders why the oil doesn't flow. 21. He looks surprised with a new beer in hand. 22. Pour a liter of oil. 23. He is indignant. 24. Calms your nerves with new beer. 25. Smells the fragrance for the salon. 26. Clean your hands with the detergent. 27. The neighbor comes - he drinks a beer with him. 28. The beer runs out and goes for a new one. 29. Another goodbye beer. 30. Install the new oil filter. 31. Look for a 10x12 key. 32. Beer. 33. Finds a 10x12 key under the beer case. 34. Beer on this occasion. 35. Beer without a reason. 36. Beer just like that. 37. Beer is not just that. 38. Put the fragrance for the salon. 39. Two beers. 40. He remembers not putting on the oil cap. 41. Cursing. 42. He drinks beer. 43. Screw on the cap. 44. Goes to the store for a new serving of butter, beer and this time a bottle of vodka. 45 - 90. All events are repeated, after the third repetition he is detained by the police, he pays the guarantee and celebrates his happy release, etc. COSTS: 75.00 - initial purchase of butter, beer and accessories. 25.00 - the second purchase of beer. 75.00 - the second purchase of beer, butter and vodka. 25.00 - urgently needed a second purchase of vodka. 200.00 - engine blocking. 1,000 - warranty. 250.00 - the holiday on the occasion of the happy release and completion of the oil change. TOTAL: 1,650.00